You don't have to be a brat about it.

Kid Eats It In Hot Dog Derby...

If he was killed by Peyton Manning the night before and Manning is missing the game the next day that is on national TV, then yes.

Yes, but it's not that easy for a black guy in Florida to stand his ground.

I actually find this to be an entirely confusing sign, because it relies on you knowing that males have square torsos and females have octagonal torsos; the less observant of us might just see the skirt and assume it means female. It makes me wonder if the artist was really high when they designed it. Why wouldn't…

Dead Milkmen ftw. Have my internet babies.

I'm so excited for Poly with a Collie to be my favorite sitcom next year!

*Gets teary eyed*

*Strains tear duct, is placed on IR*

I really wish the government would get out of sports by not forcing the Redskins to change their name, but also stay involved in sports by keeping gay people out.

This guy says "Fuck you":

This is all very interesting. Also, does anyone remember Gatorade gum? Oh man that stuff was great.

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…