Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

I preferred Ms. Pac-Man because it only cost nineteen cents to play rather than the full quarter necessary to play Pac-Man.

I can tell you from personal experience that it was like riding a roller coaster for 2 hours. Whether that is a good thing or not depends on how much you like roller coasters I suppose.

No no, the autistic kid one was valid. People, we live in a post 9/11 world you cannot I REPEAT CANNOT make any threats on an airline. The family said if their daughter does not get hot food she would get violent ( lash out and scratch). If they wanted hot food they should have booked first class.

Best mascot:

Can’t wait for Deadpool movie... 1 step closer to seeing my favorite fictional ship on the big screen. Deadpool and Harley!!! (Don't laugh! It's gonna happen. It has to...)

Maybe hot chocolate lady was allergic to beige?

“We knew that Halifax was gonna get blown out. We got that message loud and clear with a few hours to spare. So we decided not to show up at all. Thank fuck.”

When asked to comment on why they forfeited, a spokesperson for the Rainmen simply said, “Three minutes to Wapner.”

It’s still real to me damnit!

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

Calling yourself a nerd seems like a humblebrag way to claim brains and depth.

Chael Sonnen, not the most trusted of people, said back on Mar. 31st on a Reddit AMA that Jones-Rumble won’t happen. “Sonnen: Won’t happen. Mark my words.”

The Flag Code has been ruled by SCOTUS to be unenforceable. It’s an etiquette guideline, not punishable law.

More like “Lose-a-peg”

Don’t let the door rape you on the way out.

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

Take, drink this, for this is my blood which is given to you. Do this in defiance of thirst.

Let me save some nerds a lot of time...