It turns out “To infinity, and beyond” wasn’t a catchphrase, it was a threat.

Jeebus. Who fucking cares. Just tell us who to be outraged at and subsequently cancel so we can get on with our day.

“How will you deal with rising crime in Gotham City, Commissioner?”

I like that his beat only covers Fancy Murders. Never a drug deal gone wrong, or a dickhead ex husband. Just novelists killing heiresses. (Edit, well ex husbands, but you know. The well bred ones)

She shakes the establishment to its very core. The powers that be might tolerate people being in love, but they are not ready for people to be crazy in love.

Beyonce is the most overrated musician of the past 25 years, not an original talent, not a writer and not a supirior vocalist. Curator my ass. Lemonade was mid and Adele obviously deserved the win over it. 

Oh man, he’s still gonna have the chair, isn’t he? That hadn’t occurred to me until just now.

I look forward to reading the AVClub’s article two years from now:

I’m moistening...I mean listening!

Would you like to follow me please? We have some lovely clouds for you to yell at.

All those great, totally original movies that were totally going to get made before the meddling execs at DC ruined everything, exist entirely in your imagination.

Ah, good ol’ legend of stage and screen, Rita Lorena.

“You think 9/11 was an inside job and the goverment are all Nazis!”

I loved when Bill giggles in pure joy at the taste of the strawberry.

I...who mocked Jesus?

You are all wrong, NWO was a Hulk Hogan/Scott Hall/Kevin Nash thing.

As a queer person, I didn’t read it as a Bury Your Gays at all – they didn’t die because of homophobic brutality or tragedy, they died because they were old and content, it’s really the most beautiful, sweet, and sad episode of TV I’ve seen in a long time.

Yeah, what’s the deal? Is the snark directed at Kidman, at limited series in general, at using that phrase instead of mini series, or at specifically Kidman in a limited series? I’m not seeing the uh-oh.

Well then you can’t work for The AV Club then.

I haven’t seen a ton of Kidman material, but what I have experienced, I thought was watch-worthy.  So I don’t really have feelings of snark regarding seeing her on screen.