It’s just 90 minutes of him waiting like everyone else for egg noodles and ketchup, an average nobody, a real schnook.  

Only kinda related, but I learned about a year ago there was a whole sequel to Goodfellas just sitting there unadapted if you just kept following Henry Hill.

You can't do this anymore kids!  Says the man who is doing this for a worldwide audience...

‘Old Man Yells at Trans’

Hyoh!

If you want an unmitigated tragedy, there’s always ‘Secret Invasion’.

Family Guy explains the creation process behind this film

The Big Bad Royal Soldier Club Guy is a living Warhammer 40k model, down to his Future Hugo Boss esthetic.

“Zack is trying to do something very different here that really hasn’t been done in a long time. This isn’t an IP. This is an original story. It’s being created by hundreds, if not thousands of technicians. That’s a really bold thing.”

This is an original story. It’s being created by hundreds, if not thousands of technicians.

I almost turned it off at the extended sexual assault scene involving a teenager. I really, really wish I did, but at least I already forgot most of everything else.

Just watched it, it’s soulless. A chatbot could have written a better script.

Got about halfway thru last night and couldn’t bring myself to finish. It’s soooooooo boring. Holy crap.  I mean, how do you fuck up Seven Samurai in Space so bad that it’s this boring?

My favorite part of the movie was the bit with romance cover guy (who tames angry Buckbeak in about 5 seconds) making the slo-mowiest jump in cinematic history. I should have used the break to get some water. Also, Buckbeak eating David Crosby was pretty funny too.

I’m 90 minutes into this and holy shit what a movie. Some observations:

I stopped around the halfway point where that one guy said “but, we had a deal.”

The rebel moon isn’t even a moon at all. It’s a Kuiper belt object.

This is surprising because his other movies were so good.

/s

The original already had a ship with boobs; how’s Zack gonna top that?

... but you'll wish it was