Ehh.... Not a fan at all of The Lorax movie. Geisel had a great, impactful environmental story about protecting the trees, and the earth in general, and in order to make this into a feature length film they had to add this whole longer plot about some guy wanting to own the air, character backstories, a love interest…

Two! Two vampire movies starring Nicholas Hoult! Ah ah ah ah.

This is the most relevant the A&W chain has ever been. I wish them all possible success in their delightful trolling of these stupid people.

monsieur, monsieur, how about another one?

I'm so tired . . .

Nah, I was...just...sayin’...you...put out an album...

Indeed it is, and features one of the most brutal beatings ever committed to a Hollywood film. To this day I have difficulty watching it with the sound on.

Casino is much better than people think.

Gladiator didn’t deserve best picture.

It was bad, and its inclusion for anything more than a “Jet planes! Cool! The 80s were fun!” nomination (Best Visual Effects) is an affront to the idea of even PRETENDING to recognize the artistic merit of filmmaking.

Surprise: Any nomination for Top Gun. It was a terrible movie. The only thing it had going for it was that it was powderized nostalgia that was forcibly shot straight up the viewers nose.

If they don’t even have to be Disney movies, then let’s just go ham. The best Disney movie of all time is Goodfellas. Remember the scene where Joe Pesci walks into a room thinking he’s about to become a made man, and instead a dude just shoots him dead as payback for something he did in the first act that he’d…

That’s an awfully high rating for Peter Pan. It’s virtually unwatchable for modern audiences thanks to the big ol’ racist musical number.

Robin Hood ranked higher than Fantasia? What is happening...

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How is Encanto only 37th and how is Tangled not even on the fucking list?!?

I mean, he was right. It’s a riveting scene. I love that movie. It’s B fare that elevates the shit out of itself with an incredibly stacked cast and the Harryhausen of it all. I hope they never try to remake it, because they definitely haven’t already.

As one does. 

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It should be Jon Hamm, and it should be an adaptation of Kingdom Come.