doctorouroboros
DoctorOuroboros
doctorouroboros

They’re using the exact same m.o. that they’ve used to destroy women’s reproductive rights— chip away at LBGT rights until they no longer exist, making State’s rights or “the people’s will” more important than any Supreme Court ruling.

He seems like such a narcissistic sycophant, I just detest this piece of shit.

She is a mix of Aussie Shepherd and Bernese Mountain Dog and she weighs about 100 lbs. And she LOVES all dogs and people and tolerates cats :) The Bernese in her is what makes her more mellow than a purebred Aussie. She’s just a big hairy lump of love.

Are you on twitter, Zoe? Instagram? I’m trying to stay away from FB. We can be friends!

Oh believe me she’s a very spoiled panda puppy. When she gives me that look, I just melt. I kiss her and love her and squeeze her and hug her.

I’ll be your friend. I spend a lot of my free time taking care of my 95 year old mom. I moved to Seattle about six years ago and left all my friends in LA behind. As time goes by, I feel like they forgot about me. I’m lonely too.

Meet my big sweetheart,

Oh wow there’s nothing I like better than fresh baked bread. Now if only I could smell the aroma like could you post a scratch-and-sniff picture please?

Hell you can use a nitrogen or helium bag to kill yourself. Why not use that?

He pretends he’s saving jobs while at the same time he’s insulting Boeing (a company that provides thousands of well paying jobs in the U.S.) by tweeting the new Air Force One costs too much. The only other company capable of building Air Force One is Airbus—-located in France.

I’ll never forget her bitching about how hard it is to be a celebrity and how she wished she worked at Starbucks. I thought, yeah and I bet you’d LOVE living in a two bedroom apartment with five roommates in some rat-infested place off of Hollywood Blvd as well.

Same here. I’m sending her a Christmas card.

I had a biology teacher that I had much respect for — she said the ONLY way to save these animals is to give to organizations that can buy large swaths of land.

I just fucking give up. We’re in the sixth extinction? Can humans please go extinct too?

I’ve never been able to understand why Jodie Foster gets so defensive about Mel “sugar tits” Gibson. I know they’re friends, but why? Like, she’s smart, right? She’s a strong woman, she’s gay and we know Mel hates gay people. It mystifies me.

I grew up in Milwaukee and got out by age 25. So glad I moved to California and experienced knowing people from just about everywhere on earth.

It’s been proven that the kind of person that would abuse animals will indeed often go on to abuse people. Honestly the thought of this is sickening.

Whew, finally got my tree up.

Seems to me that all I’m seeing are sore winners who voted for Trump. And now we can’t criticize Trump without being called sore losers. Why? I haven’t seen tantrums so much as fear and sadness that Hillary lost.

My favorite way to hypnotize a chicken is the oscillating finger method.