I’m a fan.

Did you see her 12 Angry Men skit? From a feminist pov, that’s very political and so are all her jokes about catching dick, since women aren’t supposed to say anything like that our loud.

Sexism and racism IS political.

My dogs want me to crawl with them and I pretend to be one of their peers. I even bark and make other odd animalistic sounds. Then I scratch their ears and bellies. They love it. I like it. We are one. We are a pack. WE CRAWL.

‘Ya know, these people are so concerned with “family values” but don’t even let these heterosexuals marry—it’s all a bunch of malarkey and I’m sick of it. Some of the immigrants and refugees I’ve met put “American family values” to shame.

She always seems to look great. I think she can pull off any style. She’s my girl crush.

a dab is a dose of concentrate that’s heated on a hot surface, usually a nail, and then inhaled through a dab rig.

Same here. I like cheese.

Remember last year when the abhorrent phrase “Fuck her right in the pussy” was just SO HILARIOUS to many men? I’d say women can still be insulted without much repercussion to those insulting them. I read it every day regarding Hillary for instance: bitch, cunt, skank, etc. And I hear it in songs, tv and film.

Pretty much all cheeses that arrive at the grocery store with that yellow hue are dyed. My mom’s boyfriend worked at some chemical factory where the made the orange dye. Sorry if I ruined cheddar for you.

Does anyone remember last year when so many men are thought “Fuck her right in the pussy” was just SO HILARIOUS?

Old age ain’t for sissies

Groupon is a rip off

Groupon is a rip off

You haven’t a thing to worry about until he starts looking like my cat, Larrymania..

That would be spectacular.

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Hello everyone, my name is River and I smile a lot because I’m happy!

I’m officially done with the “she’s so flawed but she is the lesser of two evils” rhetoric. Cause, you know, I’m flawed. And you are flawed. And Bernie Sanders is flawed and Barack Obama is flawed and even Michelle Obama is flawed. But the difference between all of them and me--and probably you, is that they have all…

I think I’ve just chosen to walk away from a really good friend that helped me out in a big way; I’ve always felt loyal to her, but I know she wants to see Trump win because she hates the ACA. Nothing else matters to her. I feel sad about the whole thing. I’ve never lost a friend due to politics before.

Wow, I was jus a wee one back then but already knew I was gay and developed such a crush on her. Just seeing such an intelligent woman in the debates turned me on, and gave me hope. Now, twenty years later, Hills is giving me hope, and I feel that girl crush all over again because I’m really attracted to strong, smart…