Gay people are too fashionable to wear crocs. Ergo, if they wear crocs they’re not gay. /s

I was creating a tshirt design for a guy that owned a body shop where he only worked on classic cars. I have a mustang and told him I wanted to install shortie headers on the car and his head exploded. He said he wanted to marry me because I knew what they were. (Pretty low standards for a marriage proposal).

This image comes from a truly bizarre story. You can’t make this shit up.

I keep laughing at that “dry eyes” commercial because everyone knows Jen’s a pothead from way back. Jen, if you’re listening, go get some damn Visine. You’ll be fine.

I read over at The Inquisitr that the abuser was a man with two children. I know John Travolta has three, but one of them died. My money’s on Travolta.

Wait, I thought, according to millenials, the fallback for all the fuckups in the world were the baby boomers fault?

The people voting for 3rd party candidates should listen to Bernie; you’ve trusted him so implicitly before.

I had an instant connection with my girl Spanky when I met her at the dog pound. She was my first dog and she taught me so much. A friend described her as Buddha with a sweet, creamy filling. I miss her everyday. She’s one of the reasons I choose to believe the Rainbow Bridge is real.

Honey badger

Like does she have a photographer that takes her pic while she reads her email? Because that was no selfie, that’s just hubris.

Btw, you can get a pdf of the Constitution here and make your own booklet.

Ugh that's despicable.

Hi! Glad to see you back. I’m just getting set to watch the “Commander-in-Chief Forum.” Can’t wait to watch Hillary destroy the orange bloviator. I have become one of your “followers” but I’m not sure what that means? Will I see all your posts now? Maybe you can explain? I’m too tired to figure anything out anymore.

But the Trona Pinnacles are pretty cool, especially for photographers.

You have a good therapist, which I don’t. I will write this down in my notes, so I don’t forget such wise words: “Feelings won’t go away until you actually feel them; you can’t reason them away.”

Are you me? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Most of the time I only feel hate-fire and that only damages me. You know that old story about the 2 Buddhist monks put in prison then later released? One asked the other if he still had any hate toward those that imprisoned them. The other said, of course I still hate them. Then the other monk said, in that case,…

Aw I’d like that too. My mom likes to have one cookie and some tea at 3:00 every afternoon. Wish you could join us!