Try this recipe with pink lemonade. And I mean REAL pink lemonade; the kind made with a touch of cherry juice -not grape skins. And go for a floral gin like Roku, Nolet’s or Bloom. AND And, equal parts pink lemonade & gin. AND AND and... mint leaves, instead of basil.

Waffle reheated fries + cheese + crumbled bacon = Win. #truth

I’ve always made my popcorn this way. (Microwave popcorn is the siren call of The End of Times.)

Roadkill (hoonigans on asphalt), Dirt Every Day (hoonigans on dirt), now Car vs. America (shocktwirlers galore). All the TV I love comes from the Internet.

My grandfather had two of the same hat. Very much like...

T1, T2, T:TSCC. That’s all they made, right? RIGHT.

Imagine having to keep suddenly running into a 6'4'-inch Swedish man made up to look like a killer clown whenever you came to your job.

ENREEE-CO PALLAH-TZO!

Rey is the product of Luke Skywalker + Ben Kenobi’s secret daughter.

Here’s a REAL Disco. 2001 SE. Pre-Ford/Jag engine that killed the series. 171,000 miles and only needed one top-end rebuild. Runs like a non-plussed ox. MINE since nearly new. (Some chump traded her in after a year!) Comfy inside, turf chewing outside.

Linus as Dr. Manhattan? That’s genius, right there.

One more for you:

Soooo... all the Tesla owners who refuse to use signals aren’t just being asshats? They’re being statistically-irrelevant-pennies-pinching asshats.

Don’t be baffled. It’s Trump’s plan to careen from one s#$+show to the next. That way, no one has the time to focus on any single issue and get things done.

Both the Bentley and the RR will have:
- massive wheels with a thin veneer of rubber touching the road,
- over-engineered suspension that will excel on asphalt and cry on gravel,
- and an interior designed distract you from the fact that you’re actually driving.

Everyone wants the Torchon Skid Mk2.

OMG. Car names just GO with Torchon as the manufacturer...

I’m not sure that a treat shotgun would go over too well with my cats. Then again, maybe they’d just perch in front of the thing with their mouths open... like this gal:

Wait. You’re saying that’s NOT an actual Chrysler 2.0 pulled from a Dodge Stratus? ...huh.

Speechless.