Andy Cohen is a god. Maybe I’ll give southern charm another try. I miss the gallery girls show and NYC prep! I think those were my favorites and they both only lasted one season if I remember correctly

To coin a phrase from Caroline Manzo, he was once part of the Gawker fambly. That makes him our uncle or something, right?

I’ll be very honest: I think he DOES think he looks good. Just like Patricia is probably pleased as punch at how she appears. Just like I think Thomas thinks he comes off great and JD thinks he look like stellar businessman and helluvagreatguy.

When Dorinda said, “I want to burn my house down” I nearly peed my pants. She’s my favorite.

In the clip shown up above Jules doesn’t know what a whisk is. This must be an act. She’s so dull maybe Andy told her, “OK, you’re really bringing nothing to the franchise, so how about if once an episode you claim complete ignorance of very common things. Like, what am I holding in my hand?”

We need more people to watch the criminally underrated movie Saved!

I agree with some of this, but I think Luann is a self-absorbed, condescending bitch. For the first few seasons, she was HORRIBLE. She was really good at like snidely/subtly insulting people and used terms like “low-rent” I especailly HATE her use of the term “the help” “Oh darling, we don’t date the help.” I at least…

“She told me to get a hawwbee, so I gawt a hawwbee!”

I am totally pretending you are actually Jill Zarin, just so you know.

It really sounds like the parents are upset that Sara’s got a pretty strong backbone despite the fact that they’ve been trying to break her will. The girl came out in Texas, against her ultra conservative parents will. The parents are too ignorant and stubborn to realize how great of a kid they’ve got despite the way…

And his “War of Northern Aggression” crack to the “carpetbagger” Yankee.

The Austin-American Statesman spoke to Sarah’s mother, who confirmed Sarah was sent away, but strongly denied it was for being gay: “It has nothing to do with her sexuality.” She said Sarah would be “heartbroken” if she knew she was “being misrepresented in this way.”

I want to start an outcall/Pilates biz and call it Prostitution Core.

i think they sound similar because they’re both 2nd generation Italian but Dorinda tries to hide her accent. I’m similar. You’d never guess I was from New York until I get angry and then I’m flipping out , calling the old man who cut in front of me in line at CVS a prostitution whore. Pregnancy rage is real.

When Dorinda gets going she sounds a little like Theresa to me.

Will Jezebel (or at least Kara Brown) be live-blogging the finale/reunion? I really hope so.

That’s only male evil twins. With female evil twins the evil one is the one who dresses more sexily, except when she’s impersonating the good one. She’ll also have more make up.

Identical twins! BLONDE identical twins!!

Please let this be a vegan YouTube fued update.

This is a Dateline special’s wet dream. Crazy ladies! Yoga! Fraud!