As someone with daddy issues, I resent being grouped with this douche canoe. Some of us have some class and put our tattoos on our lower backs like God intended!

Identical twins, man. Complex crazy shit.

I remember that!! Also this, super risqué reading:

And don’t forget to highlight that “peaches & cream complexion” in the portrait.

My birthday is in May. Please make sure I’m a “pefect size 6" in the picture and that the lighting really captures my “golden blonde locks” and “Aquamarine eyes”

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN SWEET VALLEY HIGH-STYLE PORTRAIT DONE?!

“We need to change our names, but I really wanna keep using all my monogrammed stuff...”

Guys, I’ve read this book

I know it doesn’t actually matter at this point, BUT I JUST VOTED FOR HER AND I AM SUPER EXCITED!

Been waiting for y’all to see that she’s always been way more impressive, honorable and progressive than the bogus opposition talking points led so many to believe.

Exactly! I was wondering when Jezebel was going to look favorably on the possibility of our first female president...

Yes we are. Get hype.

I loved this, thanks for sharing it. She was amazing. She IS amazing. She is so intelligent, so poised, so strong. The fact that she has survived all of the people trying to tear her down over the last 4+ decades and is now our first female presidential nominee is incredible. She has hung in there when most people…

Are we allowed to be excited yet? I have a two year old daughter and this is just such a huge thing for her generation. She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.

Seriously, my dad should not be allowed to have a gun but he can because “my rights”. If gun laws were changed I could buy one (don't want it) but my schitzofrenic dad wouldn't be able to. It's like the Colorado theatre shooter- people who knew he shouldn't have a gun had no say in it.

I get people not liking Clinton but do you really think you can even put her platform and that of Trump on the same spectrum? I fall way to the left of her but will gladly vote for her in the general — I feel like “lesser of two evils” is really selling short how absolutely terrifying Donald Trump’s platform really is.

I might be needing that assisted suicide if this shit doesn’t end soon.

You’re so lucky to have Bernie Bro friends. Since Obama We have found out our relatives are racist, misogonistic and we have very few friends left. Oh, and don’t get me started on the “Nazi” in laws.

Will they ever remake Sybil? I mostly hope not but there’s some small part of me...

I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.