did you actively laugh directly into his face? bc motherfucker fold your own goddamn socks if its that srs.

this movie looks questionable but why isn’t kathryn hahn in everything? always? all the time?

dear Jezebel, more movie reviews from Jane Marie please. Pay any price

Right? Also, this is the best tweet ever.

Hot take: Jennifer Mayer is a food stylist gone rogue.

can you tell me a little bit about yourself?

What is the “Lord GUATEMALAN”? I am imagining a Q’uq’umatz-like feathered serpant.

That tweet is vulgar. And I don’t type that lightly.

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

Thank you for being clear in what actually happened. I found out what happened early Saturday morning and the way the story is being covered by many outlets today is incredibly misleading and clearly click bait. I’ve always known I shouldn’t read comments but these articles have really brought that point home. I…

I’m not from ‘round here, and some friends from back home said “Why is no one trying to help him? Not the cop, not the girlfriend?” and “How does she have the presence of mind to start live streaming on facebook?”

the “keeping it together so I don’t fall apart” response is pretty common.

Yeah, I’ve just been assuming most people who don’t understand her reaction have never gone into that sort of dissociated survival mode, because it’s a very common reaction to high stress or injury.

Some people: “I need a gun at all times because I would be calm and capable in a shootout.”

What’s the norm, I wonder, for when your significant other is shot to death by a peace officer in the car seat next to you? Surely there are acceptable sets of behavior for the scenario, yes?

I know a lot of people have already posted similar comments. . . . .but I wanted to suggest that we respond to people w/ these attitudes in the following way:

Exactly. There are plenty of people who are that calm in the moment.

Folks are going to remain assholes if nobody points out that they’re assholes. Sometimes, all it takes is “You’re an asshole”. If enough people tell them, maybe they’ll change. Or maybe they’ll become desperate, lonely shut-ins, with nothing but pizza delivery and Hannity to look forward to until they die. Either way,…

To me, her “calmness” was very similar to the way a horse trainer speaks to a spooked and dangerous animal. She couldn’t risk setting Officer Triggerhappy off on herself or her daughter.

Yeah, I almost went off on a friend-of-a-friend comment that called her reaction “psychotic” because she was so calm. Of course, I’m 99% sure if she had been hysterical, they would have seen this as evidence that the officer was right to feel threatened.