My husband once fell asleep during an Eagles concert.

Seriously? Thanks a lot. It’s only taken me like 12 years to get the Bagel Bites jingle out of my head. You’ve just destroyed everything. But fuck, those things were the greatest. I DID eat them anytime, which likely contributed to my childhood obesity.

Yup. I got 3 Woman Cards (one for self, husband, and husband’s coworker) and decided I needed a T-shirt while I was at it. It makes me feel like I’m doing SOMETHING.

Oh, this makes me happy! :)

Me too. And DH has a dark, dark past. I hope the best for him. I hope the best for Tim, too, of course, but don't know anything about his pre-SNL life.

Excellent. Thank you!

Um, Harley Johnstone already sounds like a made-up name. Did he really need to go with “Durian Rider”? Idk which name is worse.

I don’t care about any of these people but I fucking love Hawaii.

Correct.

I wish Jezebel ran a *facts about Trump* list after every article that mentions his name, the way Huffington Post does.

Christ, is that real? Unaltered?

So excited! I feel like I’ve been waiting forever for the TP reboot.

This is, like, throw-a-party-worthy news. A Whatever Happened to Baby Jane themed party, even! Why hadn't I thought of that party theme before now?

My husband is very (overly, in my opinion) concerned about the stackability of plates. It caused some tension early in our marriage, but no actual fights.

Your fancy flying machines frighten me!

YES. It gets better.

I will say, though, I hated the part about the dog. Everything else, so good. And I dig the music.

Mistershellsinger and I just finished it. It was waaaay better than Season 1, which was pretty dern good. I find the main characters to be both hilarious and relatable.

Holy shit- your username is EVERYTHING. Singing the theme song to that sketch in my head now.

Thanks!