Really?! I knew nothing of this.

I remember that! It WAS a little shady.

That My Little Pony bit was great, wasn’t it?

Where can I find it? I heard MM on Marc Maron awhile back and remember thinking I should see this. And, yeah, as I’m writing, I realize I COULD just google it. But, hey, human connection! :)

I heard yesterday that the US is now at 90% of the world’s opiod use. 90%. I know so many people who are using. Some are dealing with chronic pain and are physically dependent, some are addicted, some are lucky enough to be only recreational users at this point... It makes my heart hurt.

Not being disingenuous. Police likely won’t take it seriously, which is why I mentioned enlisting a private security agency. Some will temporarily assist with high-profile (for lack of a better term) cases in exchange for the free press that comes with it. But it IS best to report it to police first, for the paper…

I solemnly swear to discard my used tampons in the general proximity of any man policing a public restroom I’m using. Super plus, asshole.

Southerner here. I saw Kevin Spacey (swoon!) at a restaurant once and he approached my table. The place was packed because the Clintons were in town, so he was just trying to get some breathing room while waiting on his party. (It was a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place). Instead of fanladying out, I casually asked him how…

^This, all day long.

But is he human, Heidi?

Ha! You are a hilarious prankster. I shall suggest you holiday in a sewer instead of traveling to Venice.

This is the most accurate description of anything, ever. You get all the stars.

Wow. Nasty, indeed.

Is an OathKeeper like a Promise Keeper?

He really isn’t of this Earth, is he?

Tyrese is comatose. See: his dismissal of Amber Rose and his wearing of fur coats. No woke bae wears a fur coat.

I am happy that you are happy.

I find their pants and jeans to be sort of...square or something. Boxy, rectangular. Also, there’s a too-big-in-the-waist, too-small-in-the-legs thing that happens when I try them on.

I hope transphobic and racist assholes will actually make good on their threats to boycott places like Target and Old Navy. It’ll make my shopping trips a lot more pleasant.

Really? I’m sorry.Y’all in the South? :(