The best tweet I saw today:

He just covered the Gathering for Nathan Rabin's Happy Place, but he's covering the March on DC for High Times.

The banana argument is always hilarious, considering that bananas were cultivated by humans to be the way they are. It's like painting your house and then marveling that God made a building in your favorite color.

I do, specifically for shit like this. But given the reaction here, maybe everyone who follows him is doing so for laffs.

Ayuh.

And what's the deal with fidget spinners?

Zookeeper, zookeeper! Those monkeys are killing each other!

All caps when you spell the man name.

What this article presupposes is… maybe it is.

I want to see Tarantino walk us through the movie like Hitchcock, but coked up.
So like Stephen King, I guess.

That sweet Laurel Canyon meme.

He truly is playing 8-dimensional chess. We never should have doubted him.

Russian domain? Fake news! Why can't you libs get off this phony Russia crap? There's no such thing as Russia!

Or you can do combinations. "Chill out, dickwad."

How do they keep up with the news like that?

"I ain't payin' you to talk, honey."

It was the tits of times, it was the bullshit of times.

The company, you mean?

I say we need fewer Imaginariums and more Wonder Emporiums.

No no, they cut the visuals too! It's a totally outrageous paradigm!