Finally they've addressed my #1 complaint about the Telltale games: too much player interactivity.

First they came for the Seig Heilers, and I didn't speak out.

"A writer has only a handful of tools in his writer’s box, so you can only imagine how much more limited an idiot like me is."

Hey, it's only gross if you give it even one second of thought.

I want to watch my Night Court tape, but those two idiot gay guys haven't fixed my VCR yet.

Go 'way! Baitin'!

"Hey PETA, mind your own business." - Dogs

I think one reason there's never been a good Superman game (I don't count Injustice as a Superman game) is that they always make it so Superman can be killed by robots or laser beams or other stupid shit, which kind of defeats the point of Superman. Can they really not think of any failure conditions besides the death…

You know what game is an actual walking simulator? Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde on the NES. The point of the whole game is just walking to the church. Sure, you fight monsters when you turn into Hyde, but your goal is to avoid that happening.

I'd add Jeopardy! champion Ken Jennings to that list. Dude's hilarious.

The house is made entirely of cocaine.

Me too, but I got it from the "Skinheads From Maine" sketch from The Dana Carvey Show.

Yeah, Bruce as Mysterio was planned for Spider-Man 4 (there are even storyboards out there), but it would've been the opposite of the focus you're describing. The plan was to have a whole mess of lower-tier villains get their asses kicked in the opening reel, with Vulture eventually being the main antagonist.

I think they should all still have Bruce Campbell cameos, building to the originally-planned reveal that he was Mysterio the whole time.

Crisis on Infinite Hemsworths

Now I'm picturing the Deadwood movie with Lt. Dangle filling in for Bullock.

They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of chutzpah.

Right, but it was a lot more controversial to use it as a plot point in popular entertainment 20 years ago when the comic did it. It's pretty damn mainstream today.

He looks like Ice-T wearing the bad old-man makeup from Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders.

["moldy old ham" echoes through mountain range]
TRUMP: Why thank you, Jared. I have been watching my figure.