In your face, Birdemic!

I want some taquitos.

I like to think he uses a lot of cutesy emojis.

something something Nancy Gribble

*Pets Alien Jesus, immediately gets bitten*

You're like a cat gifting us with a dead bird.

Y'all are brutalizin' me.

You should be more interested in pedantry, Mike. You know why? Because your face is perfect.

Wait a minute… Nilbog… My God, it all adds up!

I just assumed he stole it from Preacher.

Avoiding spoilers, I'm pretty sure fans saying Cassidy is the worst of the three are basing that entirely on the comics. The show has done a fantastic job of showing that he is in fact a bastard, but one with undeniable charisma and, as you note, genuine empathy.
TV Jesse thinks Cass is the worst one because Jesse's a…

Well, they came right out of the gate with the "We protect the bloodline of Christ" thing. Which makes sense, as that probably wouldn't be as big a reveal in our post-DaVinci Code world as it was in the comics. I do wish the show had done a little more to actually show the true reach and power of the Grail. Starr's…

Ancestor would be more impressive, though.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

I'm hoping they really follow through on Rick's "darkest year of our adventures" claim. I'm optimistic. Rick matter-of-factly helping Morty drown that guy was great.

Whenever a show references The Godfather, I'm like, "Lame! That movie isn't even in theaters any more!"

"a blur and then shootin'. I didn't see no draw."

I believe he used that one on Frankie the Eunuch, not the Saint.

Basically not a single thing from this episode was in the comics other than the main characters themselves. Any "spoilers" for this show are going to just be speculation.

Zsasz being a mob enforcer instead of a slasher psycho.
Ducard and Ra's Al Ghul being the same guy.
Ra's having no supernatural aspects to him.
Rachel Dawes existing.
Joker's coloration being makeup.
Joker being the one who disfigured Harvey Dent.
Pretty much everything about Bane.