All he had to do was slather himself with a generous layer of braunschweiger.

MY GOD THE BEES!!

Leno has 1936 Stutz Bearcats in maroon and burgundy.

At least I'll still see O'Neal at that gutter we like to pass out in.

Ken Watanabe would be an awesome Black Samurai.

Literally. There's no more after these.

Oh, wtf is starz lol, I think I'll miss you most of all.

No, samurai.

Sounds reasonable.

You know who I want to get paid as much as? Tom Brady.
We're just saying how much money we'd like, with no regard to our talent level, right?

Street Fightin' Man-Bat
Killer Crocks Off
KGBeast of Burden

I want some taquitos.

You get a job, you become the job. One guy lives in Gotham. One guy lives in Metropolis. You got a lawyer. Another guy dresses like a bat. Another guy dies. Another guy falls in acid. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your wonderful toys. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean,…

He also invented the terlet.

The big boy tie gives him real gravitas.

Hmm, what did my mom always say about taking care of my eyes?
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"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends: future events such as these will affect you in the future."

"Fart Machine must have been much smarter than his sister Lisa, about whom we know nothing. Say, let's bring him back to life using technology!"

I understand there's a site offering tips for dating Natalie Dormer.

There's cancerAIDS on both sides.