That's quite a pickle.

He's been growing that for like 15 years. At a certain point you have to realize that it's just not going to fill in, and maybe not everyone can be a beard guy.

The Rapture already happened in 1997. Nobody made the cut.

That only applies to the ones that are athletes or musicians.

A write-up on this I saw quoted a company spokesman saying they "expect" most of the employees to volunteer. There's certainly no way to take that ominously.

"Just because the technology isn't reliable doesn't mean we shouldn't make our entire infrastructure wholly dependent on it!" - Our dumb society

Seems like a conflict of interest.

You kid, but in 5-10 years that will seem like a pretty sweet deal.

Close: cartoonist Mell Lazarus

No, it says Miller. It's for drunks.

"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault"

I've got a copy of something or other by Art Linkletter in my office.

"I walked on your face!"

FUCK THOSE GUYS!

Short answer: Yes with an "if."
Long answer: No with a "but."

"The Grobe" wasn't a mistake, he was naming his favorite Ween song.

"Drung prices" and "vroter fraud" are very Steve Brule.

If that's a battle you're still fighting, you're going be pretty upset when you find out how they use "begs the question" now.

That's the thing, though: It didn't make more sense in its original form. The DDP characters were just empty mascots shoehorned into a weird-ass game every bit as arbitrarily as the Mario characters were in America.

But Doki Doki Panic was also overseen by Miyamoto, so it's still the same sensibility in either form.