Alex Jones thinks it's outrageous that strippers only pretend to like him for tips?
Yeah, that tracks.

So you agree that they are not slang and should not have been included in the video, or are you being willfully obtuse?

I'd parody that comment but I had a big bowl of chili.

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I can't believe they didn't mention anything from Punch-Out!!

"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste."

BOOM!

Yeah, it's always bothered me that it's become known as a classic line "from Dodgeball."

Are "posh" and "dodgy" really considered British slang? Because I definitely hear them used in America, and I don't think they're even slang, they're just words.

No, no, Brad Pitt shoots him because he had Joe Pantoliano's head in a duffel bag.

It's been non-stop Lebowski all season.

Goldfarb might be more hateful than Varga, Meemo, or Dammik. I really don't like her.

Right. Nikki and Wrench were on the bubble there, but were given a reprieve. Yuri bled out from his wounds and faced Judgment.

If the end of a show that nobody is making you watch is all it takes to make you the happiest man alive, I truly envy you.

Yeah, I was waiting for Gloria to push him on that more, and say something like, "What else can he even take from you?"

We don't know what happened to him between seasons. Maybe after being spared by Malvo he found Jesus or something. Ray Wise did vouch for him being on "a better path."

That fucking smile he gave Gloria when they picked up Emmit at the cop shop made me hope his death is brutal indeed.