"There is No Feud" Says Unambiguous Winner of Feud.

"such legal victories as stopping the spread of various celebrities’ leaked nude photos, getting Warner Bros. to pay up after firing Charlie Sheen, and effectively keeping a lid on rumors about John Travolta’s sexuality."
Well, congrats to Mr. Sheen, but I think this guy's 1 for 3.

Oh, you're just trolling. That's a relief.

"Here's mine. It's a hamburger made out of meat on a bun with nothing. Add ketchup if you want. I couldn't care less."

However you cook 'em, they all end up soaking in beer once they reach my stomach.

I prefer the rye buns with sesame seeds on 'em.

The article forgot to mention that the tailgating at Miller Park also involves a lot of cornhole.

Bob Uecker is my personal Lord and Savior.

Oh yeah. Uh-oh.

Mario would have had a gun in Miyamoto's original conception of Super Mario Bros.
Seriously.

I personally want a new game featuring Eggplant Wizard from Kid Icarus.

Dammit, Pinkman!

It reveals that a shocking number of Americans are willing to spit in a tube for some lunatic.

"Apparently, shooting a slave master is only funny to me and Neal."

Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Lars Ulrich is a bitch.

As long as he's not Dutch.

Lydia made a point of how big Madrigal is. That Lydia is personally linked directly to Mike in the paperwork is an awful big "presumably." Officially, Mike's contract would be the responsibility of someone many levels below her.

I don't think Zafiro's rare. It's just expensive, and it's Eladio's favorite. A special treat.

My favorite gag of the season. I love that they didn't draw attention to it.

They go great with Hormel Black Label bacon!