Yeah, that's showing him, Just Ask This Scientician. Pfft, Pitt the Elder.

Whatever it is, it's not right in the headline. I don't know what that is, I've never seen that. I CAN'T READ IT, THERE'S NO WORDS ON IT. THERE'S NO WORDS THERE! "Getting played off," what does that mean? "Getting played off"? I don't know what that means, "getting played off." What does that mean? To end the show?…

Any day now, he'll tweet that the crooked MSM are a bunch of hunks.

"Look at that ad! All right, this place must be hot. They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling."
"I agree with that logic."

Your sad devotion to Dogme 95 has not helped you conjure up boffo box office, or given you clairvoyance enough to retain the merchandising rights.

Except it's theorized that that wasn't accidental at all, since the movie is actually about cinema itself (the monolith is a perpendicular cinema screen), and Bowman realizes he is in a film after he goes through the stargate.

It generally doesn't work when female singers do falsetto.

HORMEL BLACK LABEL BACON FOR EVERYBODY!

I think I'm in the minority in liking Varga as a villain, but he's pretty great. A big complaint among the commentariat is that (contrary to this article's baffling assertion that he's uber-competent and scarier than the peerless Lorne Malvo) he is a buffoon, his plans are incoherent, his bullshit monologues are…

He got to drink water out of a mug Thewlis aggressively rubbed his junk in, so there's that.

Ray Wise is supernatural. The critic Alan Sepinwall identified him as the Wandering Jew, who mocked Christ on the cross and was cursed to walk the earth. His true nature is made somewhat explicit in the most recent episode. It's pretty bonkers, but I love it.

Using a word that means the opposite of "figuratively" figuratively is aggressively incoherent and stupid. Don't lash out like you're the aggrieved party here.

Bill Maher let a Jew break up my crew.

Eazy-Motherfucking-E, actually.

The season's cold open makes a lot more sense now. "You are Yuri Gurka," was one of two conflicting "stories" in that scene, and we've been seeing that dynamic play out all season. But stories only get you so far. When Ray Wise says, "You are Yuri Gurka," it's The Truth.

Those reasonable logistical considerations are just your theory. Handlen is going with the theory that the time jump was just for shocking effect, while simultaneously complaining that it didn't have any shocking effects.

And why the fuck did they go to all that trouble and break into a jail and flip a prison bus and kill like 15 people to try to kill Nikki when they already fucking framed her for Ray's murder? WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF ANY OF IT?!

Cool. So he identified with Minsky the robot and had taken six flights by Tuesday because he was cursed to "walk" the earth. Or as he observed, "In the beginning, we swam. Then crawled, then walked, then ran. And now…"

I'm in favor of cocks on TV, but framing it in terms of equality is pretty silly. What shows are you watching where there's vaginas all over the place? If you think breasts are analogous to penises, you should probably retake Health class.

In conclusion, Arms is a game of contrasts.