If it's like watching a movie, it's a failure as a game.

Look, I think video games can be art, but that doesn't mean they're movies. This is like giving Yo-Yo Ma the Cy Young Award.

He's not senile; his brain is deteriorating from untreated syphilis. It's like the fuckin' last days of Al Capone with this jabroni.

Will they also cut out religious references, like Nintendo used to do? Probably not.

Yes, goddamn it, George, swear!

Monster Squad used it in both noun and verb forms:

"No nose? How does he smell?"
"Terrible!"
*rimshot*

Couldn't they at least change his name to Marty?!

Being paid millions of dollars to go on tropical vacations with your buddies is a rough life.

Did she? I was just making a joke about Mandel being a germaphobe.
Gross.

At least it's better than the time she full-on licked Howie Mandel's face.

"I have no reason to hug her other than my love of having boobs pressed against me."
"If I hugged you I would angle it so that you got NO boob!"
"And I would anticipate your angling and I would get there! I would get there."

Then it's cool again.

"This is crazy. We're just a couple of city slickers 2, the legend of Curly's gold!"

It was perfect up until he clapped for himself at the end. Act like you've been there before, man.

We assume that the Ignacio Saul mentioned is Nacho, but it's wide open at this point. Even if the writers introduced Nacho because of that line, there was nothing to stop them from deciding later to kill him off. There's gotta be more than one Ignacio in Albuquerque.

I think there's going to be a bit of a gap between them. Tuco just got locked up pretty recently on this show. Didn't they say in BB that he did 5 years?

And the show even reminded us by having Flashback Marco call their old teacher a butthole.
Butt butt-HOLE, butt-butt-butt-HOLE!

On Blues Brothers, cocaine actually was included in the budget. (Not a joke)

I still don't understand how that's supposed to work. To win a defamation suit, doesn't he have to prove he's not a cokehead? I'm not sure where he's going to find 12 reasonable people to agree that "James Woods does a lot of blow" is an outrageous lie.