I think he's exactly on Wiggum's level.
"Yeah, right, buddy. Liquor store robbery, officer down. Sure. And I'm Edward G. Robinson. Waaah!"

That one reminded me of the recent Onion story, "Parents Reassure Frightened Child Skip Bayless isn't Real."

No, but your Marvel checks are definitely going to stop coming.

That judge is a racist horse-fucker.

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

So looking something up is the same as misspelling it now? If every time you Google something, Google is shaming you for not already knowing it, why does Google even exist?

Cut us some slack, we've been drunk all day!

This is dildos.

It's your job to be repetitive. Your job.

It's an affectation.

If the Jennings ever do return to Russia, the series will end with them running into Martha and her stabbing Philip in the throat.

It's not that Elizabeth doesn't want to leave because she'll miss her nice shoes. It's that looking at that stuff made her realize just how stark a contrast the USSR is, and how monumental and devastating that change would really be for the kids.

You mean 100 seconds.

Warner Bros. Executive: People are saying that we're fucking up the DCEU. They say we don't understand the characters or what makes them appealing, on a fundamental level. That the movies are tonally way off base.

I suspect Warner Brothers basically asked them for the R, so they could market it as the cool and badass cut. If they released that cut theatrically, a studio with WB's clout probably could have gotten a PG-13 with it if they wanted.

I remember Biggs talking about that on some talk show. Apparently the MPAA specifically had a problem with the extent of the "ass cleavage" (I'm not sure if that was Biggs's phrasing or the MPAA's).

Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby? After all, I'm a man and you're a woman… at least last time I checked. Huh huh.

If it's six hours, how did he put it on a CD?

One sad aspect of this is that most Trump supporters are either very, very, very rich or very poor. And ain't no rich people buying this shit. So at 70 bucks a month, a lot of households are going to have to decide between the Big Boy Box and methadone.

"Lo-lo-lo-lo-Lolaaaaa!"