Forming relationships and families and community ties and building a life here is just how those sneaky Others trick you into thinking they love America.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Obviously it won't last forever, but yeah, people started saying it was over about 20 billion dollars ago.

I don't know if it's as good as Dark Knight, but like Dark Knight, it's definitely a Good Movie that happens to be in the superhero genre, as opposed to "pretty good for a superhero movie."

You're wrong. They base movies on movies that had great writing and acting all the time.

But it was real!

If you consider beating your wife dickish, then yeah.

Remember when I showed up out of nowhere in Band of Brothers for some reason? I won a radio contest! - Jimmy Fallon

It's in the prestigious company of Three Six Mafia and Pearl Harbor.

Rap, rap, a-rap rap rap
Rap, rap, rap cap nap
Get rappin' with it (Hey!)
Get rappin' with it (Ho!)

"Try not to contract any cancerAIDS on the way to the parking lot!"

"Brutal submission"? What kind of fucking nonsense phrase is that?

And if Holt's involvement was so "off the books" that he wouldn't testify or even be questioned, how the fuck did he get the bag of coke?

"Well, my guess is that people find you somewhat threatening and erratic."
"Okay, yup. That tracks."

It's a secret to everyone.

"Who gave you the 50 cents?"
"All of them!"

I'm not sure a $27 fine would be a great deterrent to actual terrorists.

Whatever happened to Dynasty-style fountain catfights?

If I'm preaching to the converted, why are you being so slavish to the three-question form?

The trick is, they wrap a piece of cheese around it.