FUN FACT: In terms of sheer numbers, more heterosexual people are engaging in fellatio and anal sex than gay people.

It is not a "conspiracy theory" to note that it is disturbing that the sitting president of the US frequently expresses glowing admiration for autocratic thugs.

And Lieberman.

Don't worry, Ajit Pai is pretty determined to destroy the internet too.

I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!

The mere fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready.

It baffled me how many acts thought that was unironically totally cool in the 90s, considering Weird Al was already doing it as a joke in the 80s ("This is the Life").

I'll go even further out on a limb and say it's good, but the sequels are not as good.

"look like"

I like that upholstery is listed as a discrete item. Like, not upholstery on anything specific, just general upholstery.

That's just code for green olive genocide!

"All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!"

Were they Mexican ponchos or Sears ponchos?

Wait a minute… You're bothered by people's knees, you adopt the guise of Serpico…
Are you Charlie Kelly?

"Come on, putting your wallet in your front pocket is hopelessly uncool." - Pickpockets

But now the worst people in the world won't think you're cool!

I feel like a time traveler could prevent President Trump by getting the cool kids in second grade to invite Little Donny to their birthday parties.

And yet V-neck sweaters, skinny jeans, and J. Crew are listed here as cool. What kind of sense does that make?

Don't be ridiculous, a kangaroo can't be president of Australia!
Australia has a Prime Minister.

Plenty of mass, but no definition.
Try more reps of less weight.