Every Frame a Painting and Lessons From the Screenplay are the only ones of those I don't hate.

It's widely considered a masterpiece, but is it any good?
Some fucking guy says Yes!

A Simple Plan is easily Sam Raimi's best non-Bruce Campbell movie.

That's a controversial opinion, but you've presented an airtight case. I'm convinced.

The Noid was claymation, not CGI. At least until the Domino's commercial Special Editions come out.

"PUT A DAMN SHIRT ON, PORKY!"
-the rest of us

Wait, do these people think zombies are real too? Or would they say, "I know zombies aren't real, DUH! But Eugene is a dick!"

Quote or do not . There is no paraphrase.

Bulletproof vests are no help against bears.

The human body. Unattractive? Sure. Even worse, it's inefficient– especially Frank's human body. That's why I've drained Frank's blood.

What's the etiquette on boners at quinceañeras?

I'd much rather hear Werner Herzog's take on this.

I can't say that I'm sorry for the things that we done.
At least for a little while, sir, me and her we had us some fun.

That's right, rest of the world. We smile, we shower daily, and we eat in the car. What the fuck are you gonna do about it? Now shut up and consume our pop culture.

12 is neatly divisible by more numbers than 10 is, and misplacing a decimal point is pretty much the most common error people make doing basic math. Metric is bullshit.

Wait, how did the topic turn to nipple tassels?

Places like Utah bring our national average down. If just Wisconsin was counted as its own country, it would dominate.

8====D

What's normal to him, amazes us!

The garment industry, frustrated by the fact that adult men don't replace their entire wardrobe twice a year, made a very concentrated effort to make our existing shorts a point of shame. Joke's on them, I still don't give a solitary fuck.