"I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring. Say. My. Name."
"Liam Neeson?"
"Uh… sure. Say, does that beef & bacon come with hickory sticks?"

Congratulations, you're HBO's new Executive Vice President!

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CineCraft, I love you and respect you very much. But I will kill you dead before this day ends.

I just like to say "smock."
smock smock smock smock smock

You mean the one who looks like Rip Torn's DUI mugshot? Yeah, that guy's top-notch.

At least it's a tougher thing to get hard numbers on than the Electoral votes. His repeated insistence that he had the biggest margin of victory since Reagan was baffling. It's not like those numbers are hard to look up. It's not complicated math. Why would someone say something so easily disproven, and then keep…

Ha, that sucker! Just because of some stupid little thing in the Constitution! I mean, what's an "emolument" anyway? Sounds made up!

"I'm ready to negotiate! I make the best deals, believe me!"

♬ Blame It On the Rain Immigrants ♬

Untreated syphilis is a likely culprit.

I thought they were going a bit over-the-top with the Nerd Crew parody until I actually saw some of the Collider stuff they're mocking and realized, Holy shit, they're actually not even exaggerating one bit.

Mr. Pitt, it was naive of you to think I'd mistake this town's most prominent handsome man for one of my elementary school students.

Sounds like a real Pitt-y party, amirite?

Daniel. Simpson. Day. HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete.

"You fucking cultural appropriators. You white jocks, who fucking used to push me around in school, and knock me down! Now you think you can just put on a fucking Star Trek shirt and prete-" *gets cut off*
- Rich Evans

Please look at my Medic-Alert bracelet.

It's credited to Eminem, Jeff Bass of the Bass Brothers, and Luis Resto.

Sad!

I'm assuming the kids can already beat him in basketball, so that milestone's out of the way.