Too little, too fellate.

Hulu sucks.

"Lou Diamond Philips's complete ouvre except La Bamba" is roughly the equivalent of "Semisonic's complete ouvre except Closing Time."

They're saving it for a reality show they're pitching.

It was his 70th birthday party. Having a fake heart attack is probably a pretty common gag at those.

Agree to disagree.

My gran'ma would make me go harvest a switch when she'd catch me cussing.

Granon is a hunk.

If we meet this week's quota, I'll take you to the most duck-filled pond you ever sat by!

IMPROVED: "Many people are saying Fyre Festival is The New Coachella."

Shouldn't every company's mission statement just be "MAKE MONEY"?

THE ISLAND WAS PURGATORY! THEY WERE DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!

Well if that's how it's going to be, I might as well go back to teaching.

So you're saying non-native speakers don't love to read a string of tortured idioms?

Sounds like you're really thinking outside the box!

Equating National Review and the Enquirer is frankly bizarre. What is the connection, besides "publication the AV Club vaguely associates with Republicans"? NR was bashing Trump before any left-leaning outlets were even taking him remotely seriously, and still treats him as distasteful even as he pushes conservative…

Also Hillary. That's right, she has the cure for cancer, but she only helps rapists.

It can be two things.
Seriously, I think about 70% of their readership was enjoying it ironically, and they played to that.

The tape isn't ambiguous at all. Jimmy explicitly confessed to changing the address on the documents (that's the part Chuck made sure Ernie heard). I'm thinking some kind of tape switcheroo is in the works.

It definitely has the best commentary track of all time.