Now they live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!

Whoa!

"I'm a bitch in the boardroom, a bore in the bedroom, and I'm a bear on the toilet."

A Weird Al polka version would be happier.

You can dome when you want to dome.

Verbing weirds language.

"My new encyclical drops May 9, fam."

Science or magic

"HE'S THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE TEAM WHO DOESN'T GET AN INTRODUCTORY VIGNETTE, BUT TRY TO ACT SURPRISED WHEN WE KILL HIM OFF."

I don't always enable shitty behavior, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

"It's not murder if they call you a name" seems like a bad lesson. I hope impressionable presidents don't watch this.

Hey dirtside, way to get Marge pregnant, heh heh.

We'll all grow beards.

Worst Chuck Tingle story ever.

Is there any more telltale sign of being a virgin than unironically calling someone a cuck?

But you won't stop there. You'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon you will make a board with a nail so big it will destroy us all.

And besides, Ridley Scott has a gun.

*Seth Rogen hurriedly scribbles notes*

Do you even hack, bro?

Somebody's been hittin' the Dan Ackroyd Skull Vodka again.