Holy shit, Stinkor was a robot the whole time!

I already figured out my own amazing Netflix hack where I use my friend's password.

But it's cooler, because there's eyepatches.

Finally upgraded from zoetrope, did they?

They removed it from the airwaves? What kind of fucking wizards are these Comcast people?

See, there's no alternate universe! The Berenstain Bears just got spellfucked.

The goggles do nothing!

"Working on" it? Don't they just have to, like, push a button?

No more blackberry schnapps for you!

I think the audience is gonna be very uncomfortable seeing Dolph Lundgren's naked penis going into this young man that you're talking about.

And even the fun ones don't really disconfirm that Goyer is a douchebag edgelord with no respect for the source material.

The Nolan brothers wrote the screenplay. Goyer got a story credit, which is equivalent to a pop singer rephrasing one lyric and getting co-writing credit on a hit song.

Look, can we stop pretending David S. Goyer contributed in any meaningful way to the Dark Knight trilogy? They're just going to keep letting him ruin things for as long as we let him play that card.

The film itself will be a Stinkor.

If you keep thinking those bad thoughts, I'll send you to the cornfield.

Spoiler: It involves cocaine.

Why must you destroy all I hold dear?

Ah, the Dr. Pepper Ten demographic.

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