Lord knows I do.

I feel like people who kind of hate it are secretly the bulk of its audience.

The casting notice also called for "Judith, a sassy 19 year-old goth chick with pert breasts."

What's a collar?

Like Ed at the end of Shaun of the Dead?

The goal is just to get Ray out of Emmitt's life, not destroy him. (although that may change soon enough)

I was waiting for Gloria to say, "No, I don't remember the 70's. They ended when I was 3."

Handlen is taking it as a given that she's just playing him, but I've seen no evidence of that yet.

Emmitt got Swango'd!

Handlen's theory that Varga's thug is Yuri Gurka is just bizarre. That guy's not remotely old enough.

"Basically, this is now my only non-micturated footwear."

She sold her soul to Milhouse for 5 bucks.

Fourth rule: No dark-soled shoes

I'm really more of a slacker.

Third time's the charm.

The average age of a gamer is 31.

Has Ed Kowalczyk sued these guys yet?

There's a level 12!

Different strokes, I guess. I think it's dope.
I get frustrated with Megaman 1 because doing the slide and the charge shot they introduced later is so ingrained, it just feels wrong not to be able to do them.

Which is crazy, because the Battletoads pause music is the only piece of music you will ever need in any situation.