If you are watching this tape, you are the President of the United States.
Hello, sir or ma'am.
Hopefully sir.

Sand people always fuck single file to hide their numbers.

God's wounds!

I'm gonna get his autograph later.
Then I'll whomp him with my hat!

BUT YOU TOLD US TO RECYCLE.
YOU CONVINCED US IT WAS GOOD.

And then there's a mutiny, and the only one who can stop it is…
BLAST HARDCHEESE!

I tend to believe that. If they wanted to sell a ton of them, they'd have found a way to make it happen.

I wouldn't be surprised if they had Mario All-Stars on there, if for no other reason than that it wouldn't cost them anything.

Definitely one of the best SNES games. Sadly, it'd probably be impossible what with the licensing.

I'm sorry, you're just wrong about the ranch.

"drunk-driving cokehead and blowhard fuckhead"
Le mot juste.

See, white actors have drug-fueled breakdowns like this, but black actors have drug-fueled breakdowns like this…

Like Krusty's, it was self-serving with many glaring omissions.

Free comedy tip, slick: The pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity.

Those newfangled Tijuana bibles.

And the obvious Big Lebowski nod of Maurice burning his balls trying to flick a doobie out the car window.

He sold all of them except the one he framed.

And it's the same laugh as Ganon when you die in Zelda 2.

OK, cool. I never played Ghouls n' Ghosts in the arcade, so I didn't know the deal there exactly. My point was just that I was not mixing up the NES and SNES games, and there are plenty of much worse ports from back then.

I've heard that too, but it doesn't explain why they couldn't just re-do the lineup to be 30 first-party games (hell, they could get to that number with just the black box games). As long as it had Mario, Zelda, and Metroid, the thing would still sell like fucking crazy.