In Hong Kong there are food stands where you can buy a cup full of various organ meats that have been stewed in soy sauce and five spice. And it’s not chopped up and breaded and such. It’s a big-ass cow stomach that is plucked out of the boiling liquid and a few pieces are cut off for your order with kitchen sheers.…

Schumer wouldn’t dare do anything so useful.

Trump then went around the room and personally interviewed each person. “It’s Kremlin, right? The little monkeys that turn into slime in that movie, Kremlins, right? I know I’m right on this.” /moves on to the next soldier to ask them about Kremlins.

If not, you can always fall back on copy editing.

You ACTUALLY think Marvel is going to allow the status quo for ANY of its characters to change for long?

I figure he already has his Foxconn position already lined up. We’re just waiting for the announcement right after he vacates his office.

only long enough to get handed the completely bullshit $500,000/yr consulting gig at a republican owned company that benefited from his sleazy legislative acts.

Didn’t even have to think about my answer for this one: Late Night with David Letterman. If NBC hadn’t given Dave the SNL slot to air his 4th anniversary special, I might never have seen him doing the show in question on a 747 bound for Florida, but I did, and my sense of humor hasn’t been the same since.

Trial & Error is preempted tonight

yep... It popped up as thing to do in Philly... gotta love a sub with proper semolina bread

It’s no Joe’s Shanghai, but the ones at Hing Kee in Chinatown Square are a B+ for me.

No, no no... close, but no.

Shouting people down and vandalism.

That vibe you're getting?  All you.  As a woman I got no vibe, just maternal/sisterly feels.

Wow that is a truly unappetizing looking burger. No crust, no maillard reaction, no cheese and mayo! And was that a whole wheat bun? Just a fail all around

god i’m so glad trial & error is back

How dare you make me hope.

Same story at the HD factory.  Truly mind boggling.

I honestly don’t think this movie going to get made, but if they do it should be her. She’s great at making me care about the most horrible and selfish and dumb character on a show full of horrible selfish and dumb characters.