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Look on the bright side: if they were alive they probably would have voted for him.

Wiseau serious?

There is no point other than “Find any excuse to shit on the guy”.

Wait. He was a public servant at a public university. How does he have the permission to request the recording not be released? It’s public record. He wasn’t speaking as a private citizen at a private event.

Fuck this guy with a blow torch sideways.

Don’t you ruin one of my longest standing sexual fantasies like that! You take that back!

He should, but he does not.

He was elected (by the Electoral College) on the back of an anti-intellectual and anti-Liberal movement that found its voice in, “They’re screwing you, folks! They’re screwing you by telling you that you can’t be racist, can’t be sexist, and can’t be homophobic—or, well, you can be those

This is an odd hill you’ve chosen to die on, but hey, at least you’re dead.

You didn’t have to jump out the window so soon after the joke. You could’ve let it linger

Can you rephrase that so you sound more like a dick?

Hint: it doesn’t do any good to talk about literature that you know nothing about.

Remember folks.

If he wanted to kill black people, why didn’t he just become a cop?

It’s fucking awesome that hotels are going to institute policies to annoy and inconvenience millions of people annually so that the gun humpers don’t have to worry about their right to own an arsenal infringed upon.

My hot take, the mythology stuff *never* worked. The monster of the week episodes were and are still much more enjoyable.

“ Many of the people in fading, poor, forgotten counties who voted for Trump could just as easily be persuaded to vote for a left-wing candidate if that candidate were able to demonstrate a real understanding of their problems”

So Matt Lauer is revealed to be the secret villain in the Infinity War trailer? My God, what a twist!

This news absolutely made my morning.

My understanding of corporate America is that one cannot become a manager unless one is more than willing to value money over human beings.

You’re not looking forward to the first “First Mother” in history?

I laughed my ass off and cheered when Aaron Rodgers stuck the knife into that twisted little fucks team. I’m a Bears fan.