The women would have to be chosen to be of a… HIGHLY stimulating nature

"So I can have some pages next week maybe?"
"Oh my no, next week I suspect I'll be traumatized by the ongoing crisis in Venezuela."

The internet did a great job of transferring the HTML page that this interview was on to your home network

"You're suggesting that you can transform when it's not the full moon?"
"I'm suggesting that lychanthropy, uh, finds a way."

I keep assuming that Universal is going to abandon this idea and it keeps not happening

"the never-used bicycle"

Crying Jordan when the walls fell
Forever Alone Guy on the ocean

Over a long enough timeline, every meme will be used for every event, whether or not it makes any sense.

Everything will still be super grimdark, but there will be an occasional slide whistle sound effect

Narrp?

"RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH"
"Marion! Don't look at it!"

Apparently for purposes of this theory, Han Solo is omnipotent in his dreams.

After the opening sequence, Raiders switches venues to Professor Jones’ classroom. But real dreams often have those kinds of jarring scene changes.

Only death pays for life……. go see who's on the set of Ballers right now.

The trombonist is then also killed

Episode 9 will be Ramsey utterly crushing Jon's forces, and Episode 10 will be him celebrating by creating his own extra-torturey horse racing circuit.

"But who was it who made the powdered wigs which were fashionable in those days?"
"……MUGATU!"

"'Simpsonwave' is exactly what it sounds like: the collision of the weird, nostalgia-and-Tumblr driven electronic subgenre 'vaporwave' and clips from early episodes of The Simpsons, usually with fake VHS distortion and other effects added."

This time they'll have upgraded all the way to Zip disks

There are also the people who are 100% convinced that the only thing preventing the government and its trillion dollar army from becoming tyrannical is the armed citizenry. Even though these same people are the ones who tend to complain that the government is already tyrannical.