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Approaching the Fireworks Factory

Everybody calling for a female Bond should just start reading this:

The Manhattanite Candidate

Dave… I'm afraid, Dave… my mind is going…

What is going on in Georgia

I mean, certainly it'd be a lot worse, but then it's no longer an apples-to-apples comparison if you're comparing it to numbers for other whole cities

Yuuuup. That it's as violent as it is is tragic, however, on a per capita basis, it's not particularly close to the most violent city in the country.

I found the mistake. This person did not press de-friend immediately after their Facebook friends started inundating them with inane viral content.

I haven't read the issue, but I've read Spencer's Sam Wilson stuff that's come before it, and I really can't work up a lot of vitriol over it, because it seems overwhelmingly likely to me that it's directly related to the cosmic cube stuff in Standoff and will be at some point reversed as instantaneously as Steve's

"A low-budget animated version of the stories voiced by JK Simmons, Martin Sheen, Illeana Douglas, Mackenzie Foy, and D.B. Sweeney was released in 2014"

Nah. Week after that.

So did I! Had no idea about it before that.

Directly leading to the great Chimera Wars of 1808 and.. well, you know the rest.

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Well, everyone knows that an arrow with an N on a map means North. What my theory presupposes is… maybe it doesn't?

Equally dumb is the "Jake from State Farm" commercial where for some reason a guy is talking to his insurance agent in the dark in a sultry voice, and then acts like his wife is an idiot for thinking he's talking to some other woman. The joke is so, sooo forced

Man is the real monster

Steve Rogers just got his powers back because of a comic cube, a.k.a. literal reality-bending magic. I'm like 99.9% certain that this is going to be explained as being some sort of side-effect of that, and will last AT MOST, like a year.

It is known.