I know. I got really depressed every time I saw that trailer and remembered that it was the same dude who made Dark City

Not sure if this was a more or less obvious flop than Jamie Lannister's Egyptian Sandworm Extravaganza. Whatever that was actually called. Gods of Egypt?

No time for the Jeopardy recap now, this is a movie review!

Little Marco has a very small, very weak, Death Star. Can't even destroy Pluto. How will the galaxy take us seriously if we can't destory Pluto, people?!

These things have ruined me for braile

"Sure are a lot of zombies here in Jerusalem, isn't that right, Jewish man who lives in Jerusalem?"

They played us like a DAMN FIDDLE

CHIEF: Dammit, Harry! In my department we don't do things by the book!

"Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?"
"Isn't that the fault of the voters?"

(10 minute scene of Ramsey flaying people and feeding them to dogs)

There was also way more neon in 1980s Chicago

exactly

get 'em boys

There's not a chance in hell Mel Brooks knew who or what Bail Organa was when he made Spaceballs

All of the '20s scenes in Midnight in Paris are fantastic, all of the present day scenes are sort of painful.

Jeremy Irons gave a powerhouse performance as Professor Oak

Something like Cowboy Bebop would have the potential to be good. I mean, were it ever greenlit, I would still be like 90% confident that it'd be screwed way the hell up, but it'd be possible is what I'm saying.

If you try to catch the golden snitch and fail, it castrates you

Yeah, I'm imagining that the check turned out to be like a kaiju monster and Cap ended up having to fight it before it destroyed the city.

I've never actually read it and don't know the name about it, but remember hearing on a podcast that in one of those 90s-era Marvel/DC crossovers that happened, there's a bit where you see Marvel earth and DC earth side-by-side, and DC earth is very slightly bigger, to account for the fact that there needs to be space…