YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ANDROOOOOSSSS

LFG better movie

"Look, we can totally qualify for Best Comedy, just add some slide whistle sounds to this scene where Batman is mowing down civilians with a machine gun for no reason"

It'd be great if they said that to qualify as a comedy the film has to get X number of laughs from a test audience, and the studios all clamored to try and assemble test audiences comprised of the most deranged people they can find.

"Deliver us…"
"FINISH IT!"
"FROM EEEEEEEVIL!"

I mean, they had an angel on the team for a while https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

sounds about right actually

Okay, do Tree of Life

That's not a Pokemon, that's a fuckin' Chinese myth dragon

with Albert Brooks as Donkey Kong

IN THIS UNAVERSE, DERE IS ONLY ONE ABSOLUTE… EVERYTHING FREEZES*

Don't ruin the surprise cameos!

It ends with Chazz Palminteri getting a police sketch of a cat's face off of a fax machine as Kevin Spacey Cat walks out of the station

Well, now that that's done, do you have some thoughts on these incorrect song lyrics?

(Peter Coyote voice)

Rickon shows up as a 35 year old man with a beard at the end

You cannot be fully assimilated into walrus culture until you've connected your tusks with another walrus, allowing you to… I dunno, like… see their inner soul or something. Whatever. Just do it.

Under-appreciated late-season Costanza moment

I just recently re-watched the first one…. mostly. That movie is going to have zero staying power as it ages.

Sometimes though you run the risk of finding that group of people who are convinced that a nearly empty theater is a license to loudly and poorly do an MST3K commentary.