Correct styling of Star Wars movie titles:
The bad one with the podrace in it
The bad one where Anakin talks about hating sand
The bad one where a robot has asthma for some reason
Star Wars: Episode IV—A New Hope
Star Wars: Episode V—The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode VI—Return Of The Jedi
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Between this and the Pizza Hut thing,this is a dark day for America

#pizzalivesmatter

maybe next time just don't order toppings instead of ordering someone to take them off

Have you ever noticed how droids are always telling people the odds?

I'd change the frame at 1:48:23.14

nope

What is wrong with your faaaaace

His username is a lie!

All of this CGI mucus that they have in modern movies just doesn't look the same

Post credits scene of sneezing guy reboot:

my god, I forgot that that was an actual plot point in 4

The pachinko machines were just a smoke screen. Konami played us like a damn fiddle!

Dude is 52. He might have anti-aging nanomachines in his blood.

Turns out Sturdy Serpent is a clone of the legendary soldier Sizable Supervisor

Kojima breaks into Konami HQ, starts taking all the Metal Gear stuff that's left

He took the fake death pill, Konami called an ambulance, and then took the revival pill once it pulled out of the parking lot

This is it. They're going in a different direction, post-Abrams.

Things Col. Gentlemen wishes he had as a lad, but weren't invented yet: Micronauts, AT-AT Imperial Walker, Stay Alive: The Survival Game!

January 23
Mortdecai