Skip to the 5 minute mark, that's when Siskel brings out the brass knuckles

I think DELIVERS in all caps means it's a pun. He saw… I dunno, The Postman with Kevin Costner?

Hoo boy! How're we gonna get outta this one? See you three years! (waves goodbye)

Han: And I thought… *I* smelled bad… on the outside

Too much media saturation for Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

Rob Lowe's tweet sounds like somebody doing a parody of those vapid reviews that get quoted in ads for bad movies that no actual respected critics reviewed positively

The ewoks have another celebration for some reason, Jar-Jar appears as a force ghost

Dumbest thing since Carlos Mencia, the man whose catch phrase was a noise.

Legitimately not sure if his spelling of "canadates" is part of the joke ("joke") or not.

phrasing

"The chair recognizes Mr. Cruz of Texas."
"UNLIIIIMITED POWEEEEEERRRRRRRR"
"Mr. Cruz, this hearing is about renaming a post office."

Ever notice how crimes seem to take place in lightsaber free zones? Think about it!

deathbatnews has a well known liberal bias

He can still get nominated out of a brokered convention!

It's about on equal level with "My Big Fat Greek Wedding: Feta Late Than Never"

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The power of The Force Awakens is still insignificant compared to the power of Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip.

English instructions ruined! Much use French! Le cart?! What the hell is that?!

Coming 2016: 4 Broke Girls
Coming 2017: 8 Broke Girls
Coming 2018: 16 Broke Girls
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cd EarthDestructionPlans
ls -l

I marked the hell out for Gillberg back in the day