So basically, this dude bought a book called It's Not the Stork and was outraged that it did not indulge kids in a fantasy about how babies are made, like the stork.

"ACTION FRANK DOLL"
"Aw, c'mon, you didn't even sound like you wanted it that time."

I thought the Massacre of Mankind was that Hell in a Cell Match with the Undertaker

—A.A. Dowd

—somebody in the writer's room while they writing any of the Sand Snakes scenes

And how come there's a Summer Islanders History Month but not an Andals History Month?!

♪ Open wide for some lemon caaaakes! ♪

Don't think so. I finished with 74% items, I think it was. Figured I was quite a bit closer to 100% than that. Gotta go back and hack/drill every possible surface when I get a chance.

Just beat Axiom Verge. It's great. If you like Metroidvania games at all, with emphasis more on the Metroid part, you owe it to yourself to play it.

"It's a trap!" —Admiral Ackbar reading Palpatine's proposed new mortgage market regulations

Exactly. The point is that it's the absolute bare minimum a politician can say in response, because, really, they're okay with the status quo, but don't want to explicitly say that.

Do people actually like Hotline Bling, the song, independent of the easily meme-able video? I haven't been able to actually figure this out.

Same, never been a fan.

(post-credits)

I'd say it mostly speaks to the fact that Frankenstein is in the public domain

I would like my movie soundtracks released on a Zip disk in Real Player audio format.

I always have to catch myself talking about Simpsons episodes with people because I'll start a sentence with something like, "Do you remember in one of the newer ones" and realize that I'm talking about an episode from like 15 years ago.

It's two hours of Owen yelling at jawas for selling him crappy merchandise and Beru making blue kool-aid

Not reading it, but doesn't his wife show up in the Jason Aaron comic series that's going on right now? Or somebody claiming to be his wife?

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