The latter

Paul Dini's run on Detective Comics (and then Streets of Gotham) in the late 2000s started out great and got progressively weirder, culminating in whatever the hell was going on in that Hush story where he performed surgery on himself to look like Bruce Wayne and stole Catwoman's heart.

A woman tells a man what to do a lot, and anything post-apocalyptic is inherently vaguely climate-changey, so they are not fans.

DO NOT GROW ATTACHED TO AWARDS STATUES. THEY WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU. AND YOU WILL RESENT THEIR ABSENCE. —Immortan Joe, Hollywood Life Coach

Haven't seen it, but not the first time I've seen it written that he deserves it.

No way it wins, but now that they're nominating some arbitrary number between 6 and 10 every year, I think there's a really good chance it gets nominated. Ideally, they do one of those segments where they perform a medley of all of the Best Picture scores and we get Yo-Yo Ma or somebody dressed up as the Doof Warrior.

"Spotlight Award: Sicario for outstanding collaborative vision"

Um, actually, it's called the Road CHIP. Please give the movie the respect it deserves.

The guy who put this supercut together is gonna have some egg on his face when Krampus sweeps the Oscars

However, Trump would not announce himself as being from Gangsta City, and would in fact be advocating for a wall around Gangsta City to stop the unchecked influx of kung-fu hippies.

I'd like to think this is how all Hollywood casting takes place.

Her boyfriend is so jealous, in fact, that he doesn't even trust his girlfriend with her own username.

Dan Snyder Steals Our Hearts. Literally. He is Going to Sell Them on the Black Market Now.

I know a lot of people are big on Carrie & Lowell, and yeah, it's damn good, but this is still my favorite Sufjan album, and one of my favorite albums, period. Endlessly re-listenable, 10 years on.

What did that even mean? Anything? I guess that planet that they found Khan on was pretty dark.

It's actually shocking that so many movies & TV shows manage to be as good as if the little snipping from the suits that get occasionally leaked out are an accurate indication of their usual notes.

I think this counts as avatar/comment synergy

"You gotta look sad, it's like a psychological thing."
"What about Eugene?"
"He knows what he's doin'."

very possibly

They outsourced the job to the people who make graphics for Fox News