I liked it right up until it became clear that some sort of twist was coming (I didn't know anything about the book going in and had only heard little snippets about the movie). To me, a straight gothic horror movie about Ben Kingsley and Max Von Sydow running some sort of magic nazi ghost prison is way more…

The robot from the 4th one kills him

Never forget that the Palins went on a family vacation and got a giant media contingency to follow their bus around the entire time for no reason.

Not that this art looks bad or anything, but I'd be much more excited about this if Reeder was an artist and not a writer

Look, Louis XIII has to make it all himself, and he's dead, so it takes him a while.

Hansel. So hot right now. Hansel.

Have not read the books. Hoping that the ending is somehow that Stanley Tucci's character was the real mastermind behind everything and it ends with like half an hour of him laughing on TV with jaunty music in the background.

Bone for tuna

He died the way he lived. Ridiculously.

Wall to wall Kundun coverage

I told you never to call me on this wall. This is an unlisted wall.

Yeah. I feel like if I'd seen it for the first time as an adult I wouldn't like it at all, but I can never really it for how much I loved it as a kid. The radar being jammed, Mr. Coffee, Spaceballs: The Flamethrower. That shit is comedy gold when you're a kit.

"The trailer’s kind of a mess"

What's all this bubbling and churning, you call this a website?

Can I also tell them that I got some onions with brown spots on the inside at the grocery story yesterday, or no?

I scrolled down to try and get to comments and it went to the next article down, then I kept scrolling and got to a strange netherworld where only article headlines appeared. Help, I'm scared.

Kazaam is the Star Wars Prequel that Fans Deserved

I will show you fear in a handful of cheeto dust. —T.S. Eliot, Dungeon Master

It's the Orson Scott Card Award for Weirdly Seeming to Miss the Point of Your Own Novels!

And now another edition of 10 Minute Podmass, where we tell you which podcast this week had the best advertisement for Audible at the beginning.