Pier 1 Imports

Only saw the first one, which was one movie too many. Still trying to figure out how there's a fascist government based around a test that you are not bound to the results of in any way. Unless, of course, the test says you're good at TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

—Donald Trump stump speech

Three Times One Minus One is gonna make it a'ight

Don't tell me what to do Ross, you don't know me

Angela Merkel shows up and just starts taking stuff from the gift pile at one point

My Big Fat Greek Wedding: Athens Drift

(reads that the subtitle is "Feta Late Than Never")

The last myth will be "Does the principle of Mutually Assured Destruction prevent nuclear war?"

Nothing gets past this guy. Puttin' that CCU education to work*

It's an olive branch to Lions and Browns fans, who will have seen way too many Ls by the time the Super Bowl rolls around.

That's numberwang!

I'd rather watch a full hour of "Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our Time" sketches from Conan's old show

These plain wooden chalices with no depictions of the Sun God on them are an outrage! We need to put the Sol back in Solstice!

What a shame, that Frankenstein was just one day away from re-retirement.

Do you also say Froderick?

What's weird is that in the Japanese the wolf mother's voice is kind of androgynous sounding and there's this really unsettling sort of quality to it, and the in the English Gillian Anderson is… basically just Gillian Anderson talking normally.

A lot of Final Fantasy plots tend to involve you failing miserably at whatever you're trying to do up until the very end.

Where you goin' black Saab? You appear to be a tad askew.

Yeah, I believe they have the smallest brain size to body size ratio of any mammal or something like that.