No plumber's gonna fix this leak (stabs Nixon repeatedly in the kidneys)

"What is your name jabroni?"

(00-Hipster walks up to bar)

I'd be into that

The answer to both is dark wizardry.

It seems like every once in a while the Bond franchise needs to take a break and re-correct itself. License to Kill was basically bleak as hell and something akin to Scarface, and so they made Goldeneye and made the series fun and sort of campy again. But then the Brosnan movies got perpetually dumber, culminating…

I will not hear of Dame Judy Dench and Albert Finny in what is essentially Home Alone but with grenades referred to as a misstep.

Obviously it was headed to fix the copier at the print shop printing up elevator maintenance manuals.

lots going on here

Yes, very interesting. This is a game normally played indoors… by 12 year olds.

I never leave the house without my WWJKD bracelet

yes

All of them

Candy corn's line should be connected to a trash can

The first time I watched the X-Files episode with the inbred hillbilly murder family.

It's some combination of really funny and really depressing that the only reason we're now no longer in danger of defaulting on our debt for the next year and a half is that the previous Speaker of the House resigned so he could be freed up to take all of the blame for the heinous crime of compromising with the…

This 3D ball of string is also a map of the London tube system! This is how computer viruses work!

Looking over the complete list of Fox announce teams, I'm not sure there's any that I actually like. I guess I agree that Rosen & Lynch are one of the better ones, but that's more than indictment of just about everybody else than it praise for them. Aikman is good on color, but I've never liked Joe Buck's play by play…

Any time Blake Bortles is not on the field, all of the other players should be saying, "Where's Bortles?"

Jim Miller is pretty rough on color in those games.