I assume there's a ring on the table because they lost one of the pieces and the ring is standing in for it

If Mougsy Bogues was still playing they'd have to cut his salary because they wouldn't be able to get a full ad on him

I love how they tried to play it off as this completely spontaneous thing while the dunk contest was going on, and then there was a Kia commercial based around it on TV like 48 hours later

(Beginning of next State of the Union)

Why we gotta keep going in circles

Is that the new NRA slogan?

A tale as old as time

something something Inception

He was swallowed whole?

Did you say Esteban was bitten?

Actually shocked that this mashup hasn't already been made and posted as a Great Job, Internet

German Shepherd drinks out of golden dog bowl, turns into a dried up skeleton

yayyyy

(grinds feet into Q's couch)

The post is sarcastic as if a Gamergater was writing it. Maybe that's not clear? I dunno where the disconnect is here.

I don't really care either. The point is just the laughable justification of Gamegate as concern over "ethics in games journalism"

Yeah, AAA games that have been extensively hyped up and previewed by the same sites that are reviewing the finished products will have an absolute floor of like an 8.0/10 rating if they're unplayable trainwrecks, but that's not important right now. Let's keep worrying about these YouTube videos where a woman says that…

Anita Sarkeesian started it when she lit all existing copies of all video games on fire.

"That's not the sign."
"It was when I was bangin'!"

Batman uses all of his detective skills to solve the mystery of why the supposed "old Italian Grandfather" from that commercial lets his family take him out to such a shitty imitation of a traditional Italian restaurant.