They could make a dramatization of that viral video of that family of bears in that families pool.

I was excited about the Star Wars trailer yesterday, but I was definitely MORE excited about the Venture Bros. trailer.

DO NOT GROW TO ATTACHED TO WATER. IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE —Gov. Immortan Jerry Brown

Brownie, you're doin' a heckuva job —Alien leader

There's something sort of weird about the X-Files in the post-Snowden era.

Ah yes, the mirror match stage of the Seinfeld tournament fighter.

Only he can stop the alien invasion of Uzbeki-eki-ekistan

"They hit me with a truck."

SPHINX

The indifference is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE

I take full Edward R. Murrownership of the responsiblity of extending this pun thread.

It's actually a prequel with important plot details that will carry over into Bridge of Spies. Pay attention.

You probably know my wife. The pancake lady.

Back when Spinal Tap's subtle satire was respected and not censored.

Mike Huckabee also tweeted a racist "asian people eat dogs" joke at some point. I don't even remember what it actually was. Suffice to say, it was dumb as hell.

I've been to several of the Final Fantasy Distant Worlds concerts and they're a lot of fun. They did one at the Chicago Symphony Orchestra's concert hall and they performed Dancing Mad, a.k.a. the Kefka final boss music, with the giant pipe organ there.

A lot of SABR/Moneyball sort of people will tell you that there's not as solid a statistical case that PEDs meaningfully help you as you would think. There's an argument that the big spike in offense is more related to a) amphetamines being banned and b) the expansion in the 90s, which diluted pitching staffs worse…

Oh God, I just realized that Hollywood is probably going to reboot this a few years with a former TV star who faded into obscurity after the internet became a thing.

Gonna go out of a limb and say that for the 437th time they'll do the bit where a cast member is doing an impression and then the real celebrity shows up behind them.

Quimby voice: There can be two masters!