"Won't this just be shit like Crystal Skull was?"
"Don't worry, it's being co-written by top men."
"Who?"
"Top. Men."

I'm the damn paterfamilias!

Maybe the translator that did the Japanese subtitles took the liberty of putting better jokes in

Was it caused by southerners writing books with titles that were too long?

Don't blame Steve https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Ask him how he attained the rank of captain

In the criminal justice system, there are three separate yet equally important parts. The police who investigate crimes, the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and the Kingpin, who decapitates people with car doors.

Ned Stark died in a freak gasoline fight accident

Stop and Frisk and Catch Fire

The girl on the left in the screencap looks a little bit like she's readying to eat that fake computer

Maybe he'll be killed and then reanimated again as part of every episode.

By tonight, I apparently mean the 13th, because I can't read

Uh, the proper late night story to be reporting on is that the musical guest on Colbert tonight is going to be an orchestra playing Legend of Zelda music.

They picked a weird amount of late-era Weezer songs for this.

All of Tumblr begins a frantic search for the footage

It was because of strings. STRINGS.

Dada phase? Is the Doom Patrol in this movie?

The first time I saw this episode, I was struck by how much the show has… uhh…

Beat me to it. I love The Clue in the Crumbling Wall.

(reads "steampunk aesthetic", looks at author picture)