Tarantino is the guy in that Cowboy Bebop episode who lives in the future on a different planet but inexplicably runs a shop with wall-to-wall VCRs.

This, son, is a crazy man

The A.V. Club
What the hell is that, some kinda A.V. Club?

Maybe the Night's Watch is just going to carry his corpse around to a bunch of different locations all season

Somewhere on Youtube there is/was a video of the first hour aired on CNN, and it's basically just the same as a traditional evening news broadcast. Just an anchor talking over video of stuff. No pundit arguments, no idle speculation about black holes engulfing planes. Cable news's decent into what it is now was a…

I've been reading Christie books off and on for the last year, year and a half or so, and Mysterious Affair at Styles is my favorite so far, I think. Murder on the Orient Express is fun because of the setting, but the solution is super weird. It also has a lot of casual 1920s style racism.

Dan Snyder is the killer. Of the franchise's hopes.

In what world are the Bears, minus Cutler and Jeffery, going to come within 4 points of the Seahawks.

Horrible is an overstatement, but when it came out, all of my friends were super into it, and wouldn't stop quoting it and I was just kind of like "Okay… it's fine, I guess." Made things a bit awkward.

He fought Bruce Lee in a pagoda as a vampire

My dad says you don't even really try to write compelling prose until the third act

Yeah, well…When you read this you… shouldn't let your… shooting guard… down… dammit, you guys took the easy ones.

Are conservatives really that into a character who does a lot of drugs and solves problems using evidence and deductive reasoning?

"Aren't we already over-saturated with Sherlock Holmes related media?"
"Well, it's an entirely different sort of Holmes story. Altogether."
"IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SORT OF HOLMES STORY."

Lacy Cade almost seems like it's a pun, but I don't think it actually is

Take it easy, champ. Why don't you stop talkin' for a while.

I would have figured Green Inferno was like the non-copyright infringing equivalent of Red Tornado

I'm not seeing you come up with better ideas of how to remove ill humors from the body

Stars AND stripes?! How gauche!

What the hell did you trade Jay Buehner for?!